Tall Guy Racing - Terms and Conditions

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1. No person shall view any of the pages or photos on this website who is in any way: discriminatory (including, but not limited to, sexism, racism and ageism), a bogan, a nerd, a geek, a boy racer, an alternative, a hippy, a skin head, a petrol head, a yuppie, a scarfie, an environmentalist, a Rastafarian, a vegan, a vegetarian, a feminist, a pensioner, a homosexual, a bisexual, a transsexual, a virgin, a Chink, a Tree-Swinger, a Gook, a Nigger, a Spik, a Wop, a Kraut, an Ozzie, a Yank, a Fob, a politician, a Christian (including, but not limited to, Catholics, Protestants, Later Day Saints, Mormons, and Anthroposophicists), an atheist, addicted to or under the influence of any substance (including, but not limited to, caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, endorphins, morphine, marijuana, heroin, cocaine, speed, ecstasy, LSD, P), unemployed, bilingual or multilingual, fat, ugly, short, bald, impotent, dyslexic, deaf, blind, mute, mentally handicapped, physically disabled, pregnant, conservative, sexually deviant (including, but not limited to, panty sniffing, cross-dressing, voyeurism, pedophilia, bestiality, necrophilia, sadism, masochism, dominance, submission and fetishes of any type), FRENCH, diseased or suffering from any illness (including, but not limited to, dementia, insanity (of any sort), PMS, flu, hypothermia, diarrhoea, giardia, cancer, leprosy, diabetes, tetanus, meningitis, hepatitis (all variants), AIDS, syphilis, genital warts, crabs, herpes, gonorrhoea, Dobie's itch, scrumpox, ballanital chancroids, trichovaginitis, spirochaetes, gonococcal urethras, streptococcal balanitis, meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalins, epididimitis, interstitial keratitis and anterior uveitis), left-handed, phobic (including, but not limited to, aerophobia, zoophobia, apiophobia, ornithophobia, haemophobia, gephyrophobia, taphophobia, ailurophobia, paedophobia, pnigophobia, psychrophobia, claustrophobia, ochlophobia, scotophobia, necrophobia, bathophobia, xerophobia, rupopphobia, cynophobia, dipsophobia, phobophobia, pyrophobia, icthyophobia, xenophobia, homophobia, doraphobia, microbiophobia, phasmophobia, thermophobia, acrophobia, hippophobia, pathophobia, traumatophobia, entomophobia, astrapophobia, eremiophobia, maniaphobia, androphobia, musophobia, onomatophobia, phonophobia, nyctophobia, gerascophobia, agoraphobia, algophobia, topophobia, toxicophobia, maieusiophobia, thalassophobia, galeophobia, hypnophobia, ophidiophobia, lalophobia, tacophobia, arachnaphobia, dromophobia, ergasiophobia, triskaidekaphobia, keraunophobia, siderodromophobia, hodophobia, hydrophobia, gynophobia, helminthophobia, syphiliphobia) or dead.
2. You agree to give up all your rights (including, but not limited to, social rights, moral rights, legal rights, ancestral rights either expressed or implied) as a human being / living entity. These rights include, but are not limited to,
   1. The right to freedom of speech and expression.
   2. The right to hold any type of opinion.
   3. The right to remain silent.
   4. The right to say 'no'.
   5. The right to a fair trial (or any other type of trial).
   6. The right of consent or consultation before any medical procedure or experiment.
   7. The right to your continued existence.
3. You agree to the automatic transfer of your soul, spirit and any life force to Stephen Heise for all eternity. (This agreement is recognised by all supernatural beings both here, in the after life and on any other planes of existence.)
4. Stephen Heise is exempt (at his discretion) from any or all of the above terms and conditions.

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